GRAND BASSA CO.,LIBERIA

And now for something completely different: Tragedy occurred in Liberia on March 25, when two motorcycles, one with two baboons at the steering, collided head-on, killing one operator and a pedestrian, the Liberian Daily Observer reports. The newspaper says the accident in Grand Bassa County worried many, who are becoming increasingly concerned about the frequency of motorcycle tragedies in the county. Those who met their untimely deaths were a 20-year-old man named Michael Weah, and a pedestrian believed to be in his 50s identified as Albert Logan.

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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Motorcycles. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s bike, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own ride. I’ve been riding a motorcycles ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”

She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.” Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”

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